You train a group of squirrels to do suicide bombings

You capture a bunch of squirrels from the park and take them home. You are brain washing them and training them to do suicide bombings with little C4 backpacks strapped on. You have to put many of them down for not taking the brainwash. The others you train with a obstacle course and precise instructions. When your team is ready you arm them with the real explosives and send them to blow up the church. But instead they all run to you and detonate. You are blown apart from the belly button down and it kills you.

The End