If you drive your car into the church at high speed

You approach the church at eighty miles an hour. You hope the air bags work! The car slams through the front doors with a god awful crash! Your car crumples and turns sideways into the wall beyond, cracking it. You are o k but you didn't bring the church down by any means.

• 1 You tell the people you fell asleep while driving
• 2 If you walk in and grab a inprovised weapon
• 3 give it up and pursue some other life course
• 4 If you attempt a shamanistic attack
• 5 save up for get a big truck with a huge bumper to reinforce with concrete and ram that church a second time
• 6 get a band to crash the church sermon next Sunday