Turns out the local pawn shop has just the sword you need and some fucking awesome speakers too! You're gonna show those snooty bitches in the church just what sheep they are by sending them to their non-exsistent maker. Won't it be awesome when they show up to heaven in a big group, missing chunks taken out by your sword and a pissed off angry YHVH bitch smacks them back into hell? Yeah, this is gonna be good, direct action is sometimes favorable to remote actioin at a distance and silly shamanic attempts at occult warfare. As you hold the $45 Japanesse steel sword in your pulsating fist you rage, rushing toward the church, kicking in the big wooden door with your mighty ninja man legs, and taking out atleast 13 members of the congregation prior to being capped by one of those OFTL fuckers packing heat in their god's house. Blurry red vision as your headshot wound causes your consciousness' innards down your face.
The end