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Mister Music
If you get into music
Pages in category "Mister Music"
The following 128 pages are in this category, out of 128 total.
A
A appearance on the Harry Flinger show
A Kazoo
A line up change already
A local news crew films your set to play on the news
A middle eastern horn
A Mollkin trumpet player joins the band
A third member comes along
Add guitar pick up and f x pedals to your sitar
And then
Armed
Attend a battle of the bands at the Infected Rat club
B
Buy a clarinet
C
Call everyone you know asking for help scoring
D
Drive to texas to have Ikipr hook you up
G
Get a drum set and hope for the best
Get a friend to buy beer for you
Get a gig at the hole in the hole in the wall next week
Get a new instrument
Get in a mutant Raga band
Get some beer
Get some bongos next
Go for the beer now
Go insane then
Gotta be a sax
H
Hawk your bass and buy something else
Here comes your fifteen minutes of fame
Hook up with a Harpsichord player
Hook up with a trumpet player
Hook up with the keyboard player
I
If you get into music
Improvs for friends
Its got to be that there bassoon
J
Join a aCapella group
Join a big band then
L
Lots more bass practice
M
Make some moon flower tea out of depression
Mope
More crazyness
Mutant jazz
O
Open up your own club
Order a herbal high off the internet
Over the year you slowly build up a full kit
P
Play a gig at the torrent bullet
Play for free drinks at the local casino
R
Re up your license
Read a book to pass this dull life away
Release a live album for this band
S
Sex and synth
She gets out first
So you buy a chipped and soda damaged Piano
So you buy a french horn
So you buy that fifth hand sitar
So your get a job composing cat food commercials
Start a mutant jazz band with the clarinetist dishwasher and drummer cook
Start celebrating by driving around now
Start dating a lady who owns a synth
Start jamming with a Poldaki percussionist
Start up a five piece outfit called the dark rayblossoms
Steal a synth then
Suicide is the way to go
T
Take bass lessons
The band breaks up already
The band line up changes
The dope supply ends and life gets boring
The gigs start getting thick
The Infected Rat club scene
They won't let either of you out
Trade the sitar for a music box and start making your own music rolls with it
Try to construct your own
Try to recruit surviving members to play in the Mutant Jazz No Stars
Turn to energy drinks for your only release
Turns out she don't own a synth
W
Wake up dead
X
X gives you a call
Y
You also get a side band with Dizzie Bleck and Smokey Beanpole
You appear on a mutant jazz compilation C D
You are on probation and under house arrest
You are packing the basement every Saterday
You attempt to get a band going
You become the Emporium's house band
You bend a spell n spell
You book the McFing6
You both get an instrument
You both get out at the same time
You browse the music shops for a used acoustic instrument
You buy a combination lava lamp/therimen
You circuit bend and or create your own instrument.
You compromise yourself sexually to obtain a synth
You create a sampler out of several mp3 players jacked together
You date a girl so you can play her synth
You enter the battle of the A C bands competition
You find a synth laying in a ditch
You get a electric bass and try to join your brother's band.
You get a gig and the club named Cleb's Speakeasy
You get a gig at Shane's Beer and Pizza emporium
You get one gig a month at the local art museum
You get out early for good behavior
You get out first
You give up and buy a saxophone
You give up the drum after not getting enough expression for your kick drum
You go separate ways
You hook up with a like minded would be musician.
You hook up with a second player
You hook up with two other musicians
You join a mollko-poldaki band as the token human
You look for a synth to own and cherish
You make a sid chip synth
You next buy a multi-track tape recorder
You play cover tunes
You play every night at Kneiw's a low rent bar. You play an hour for a pitcher of beer
You play gigs at the old folks home for pocket change every third Tuesday
You play live every evening now
You play on the streets to raise money for breakfast
You play several clubs all around your home state of Oregon
You play solo sax tunes in jail
You pool your money to buy a Mollkin drummer
You pool your money to buy some gear
You purchase a second drum
You record a e p's worth of tunes of your band with Bleck and Beanpole sitting in
You record your first album now
You score the soundtrack for a locally made soft core porn horror movie
You start selling beer and joints to cats who catch your basement jams
You try to escape to Uglavaria to form a new band there
You try to start up your own band then
Your band opens up for the McFing6
Your drug use increases
Your drug use increases farther
Your tax returns in so you buy the first cheap synth you can get
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