You always loved the sound of the french horn. This one is cheap because it had been laying in some stoner's closet for fourteen years. That's where his cats would go to piss. The golden finish is now a dirty yellow green and it smells like ammonia permanently from the cats peeing on it for years. But it still has a nice tone and you play it all the time. You go from making wet drunken cheesy fart noises to playing a simple melody with it. You may even expand on that given time.