You are on probation and under house arrest

You cannot leave your home. You have one of the tracking bracelets around your ankle. House arrest for eight months. You are drug tested twice a week. You can't even drink safely because the tests are random and the authority's can come in whenever they feel and search the place and substance test you. You just listen to a lot of mutant jazz from your collection and wait the time they finally are off your back. When that day comes you buy a bottle of peach vodka and a dime bag of reefer and some cigarette papers. You are free you are feeling fine.