Join a aCapella group

You start up with the Crotch volatile. This is a three piece group of street singers. You sing King Crimson and Velvet Underground songs without instruments or drums. You are the worst singer and you often have a dry sour throat. One night some gangster who hates King Crimson shoots you in the throat from his car. You will never sing again. The Crotch Volatile goes on very well without you holding them back.