Get in a mutant Raga band

You put adds in the paper for raga players. A heavy metal bassist answers the ad. You explain that you are starting up a east indian rage style band. He beats you up.

A former member of the relentless all night polka band knocks on your door. You explain that you are starting up a east indian rage style band. He beats you up.

Finally a country music fiddle player answers your ad. You explain that you are starting up a east indian raga style band. He beats you up.