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Category:Destruction Derby

You are a driver in a Destruction Derby!

Pages in category "Destruction Derby"

The following 28 pages are in this category, out of 28 total.

D

  • Do some figure eights in the middle of the track to show off
  • Do some high-grade coke
  • Do your ritualistic five penis man dance before the Derby
  • Drive your car at 100mph to kill Phil and his Quartet head on!

F

  • Find Kyle Dearbone

G

  • Get down to the mud pit!
  • Get in your car and make your way to the pit
  • Go hook up with Kyle Dearbone for some alone time
  • Go kiss your sweetie Amelia

K

  • Kiss Amelia and smack her butt
  • Kiss your sweetheart
  • Kurf McGragle in his Bananna Morana car

L

  • Let the games being!
  • Light up a joint

M

  • Make your way to your car

O

  • Oh shit, a nosebleed!

P

  • Protesters show up to this month's Derby
  • Put on your bodysuit first

T

  • The ground starts shaking...
  • Theres a knock at the door

W

  • Wiki Man Dicks Pick the man with the Bic, in his Lighter Car

Y

  • You are a driver in a Destruction Derby!
  • You get a robotic skeleton to replace your shattered one
  • You get to the airport and head for Italy to start a new life
  • You grabbed the wrong shotgun and do Special K instead!
  • You plan to try and actually kill that no good bastard Phil Lectrum
  • You suspect its that dirty no good low down Phil lectrum
  • You've made your brag now you have to back it up
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