Get down to the mud pit!

The judge fires his .357 into the sky and the race begins. However does four laps first or doesn't get killed or disabled wins. You head straight for the perilous mud pit shortcut. Wiki Man Dik is behind you, the torrents of his car firing razor sharp spinning letters at you. One of them sheers off your side view mirror. You spin a little in the mud and Dik's windshield is blackend. He drives off the road into a deep mud pit. The car is sucked down with a massive wet blurp! Little chance he is getting out of his ride alive! They will probably find his mummy in a couple thousand years!