Every since you got up today you have been feeling upbeat. Its almost time to smash the other cars or be smashed yourself. You call you Sweet lover Amelia over. She leans into the car to give you a hot kiss that is better than a blow job from a lesser girl. She's the one alright! You reach into the pocket of your full body racing outfit and you pull out a diamond ring worth seventy five thousand dollars. "Will you marry me?", You ask her. "Oh yes yes!", She says and its more kissing till race time. When the reff blasts that handgun into the air and the action starts you literally crush the competition! You do the same every race for the next twenty five years of your career. You are a invincible champion of the sport. You Win in this world and you win in the next. That's right you win!
The End