Get in your car and make your way to the pit

You and Kyle Dearbone keep in constant contact with Billy, your pit manager. He keeps an eye on the track from overhead and runs the plays. You maneuver the car to win the tropheys and money. You kiss Amelia and head out. Tons of flashes come from the stands, as fans try to get snapshots that will sell for money. You're so famous even the tits you sign are worth money these days. Twelve drivers are slated for this competition. A suped up Hummer H2 makes its way down the field and makes one pass for the spectators to see and then drives off. A hush grows over the crowd as the buzzer for the match roars. The crowd amps up from their seats in a thunder. Cars engines rev up and fill the coliseum. The hum from the engines can be felt inside your body walking up to the building. Which car does Billy tell you to take out first?

  1. Kurf McGragle in his Bananna Morana car
  2. Mr. Dj Scrimm in his black explorer
  3. Wiki Man Dicks Pick the man with the Bic, in his Lighter Car
  4. Baby Huhey in his fuckin' Blister Pack Car
  5. Carney and his Dildo Mask Bandit Car
  6. Andrew McFing and his Blackout Papers Car