Do your ritualistic five penis man dance before the Derby

As you head to your room to do your ritualistic dance that gets you the victory every time, you think to yourself what items you need:
1. Fiji Water
2. 5 Penis Idols and chalk
3. Some NutBust Fruit Chews(tm)
4. A yoga mat
5. Some Candles
6. A camcorder - to record the action of course!

You set up a chalk circle with a star in the center, making a pentagram. After placing the five idols on each point that intersects the circle, you light some candles; the gods like candles. The yoga mat goes in the center. You strip down into nothing drink some fiji water and throw a fruit chew into your mouth. Let the dance begin! You break it down for the camera, and most importantly the gods. After five minutes of this intense dance, the two minute warning shouts. You finish the dance, blow out the candles and throw a NutBust into your mouth. They're so good, and give you pleasure like busting a nut. You..

1. Make your way to your car
2. Go kiss your sweetie Amelia
3. Put on your bodysuit first
4. Theres a knock at the door
5. Go hook up with Kyle Dearbone for some alone time
6. Get down to the mud pit!