If you flip the channel

You have to push the button three times for it to work-- the remote is sticky with grape jelly or something. Some kinda fucked up commercial is on, playing a song that goes: "The Cannibals Fist! The Cannibals Fist! In a dog eat dog world, they are the ones with the bibs!"

• 1 If you watch through the commercials
• 2 If you channel up
• 3 If you channel down
• 4 If you check out local UHF stations
• 5 That commercial lasted five minutes and another is starting, watch it?
• 6 Its that right wing celebrity Mollkin hunt show

1. ⤓ Flip the channel