That commercial lasted five minutes and another is starting, watch it?

You pop your back get up and stretch a little as the next commercial comes on. This one is for the first new movie in a series -- The Dark Tower one: The Gunslinger. You sit bolt upright, staring at the screen with excitement! Directed by Tobe Hoper, produced by Motley Howe, this dark journey will take you on the ride of your life through ten movies, each one released every six months. You dance about with joy.

• 1 If you watch past the movie trailer
• 2 If you check the loca UFH channels
• 3 If you listen to a local radio station
• 4 You try to be cryogenically frozen until the first movie comes out
• 5 call all your friends to tell them
• 6 You've always had "stalkers" and "hangers on" one of them finds you here

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