If you check out local UHF stations

You switch over to the UHF highway. The first station you happen across has a cartoon depicting a dancing carrot trying to force it's way into a child's unwilling mouth. You are reminded of your own childhood and you almost have a panic attack. The carrot is smiling and friendly looking, but the child does not seem happy at all. It makes you feel sick, feel like you are strangling.

• 1 If you go on watching anyway
• 2 If you go for a pay per view channel
• 3 You vow to never watch T V again
• 4 vomit during the rest of the commercials but return after wards for some more TV
• 5 this is all too much and you have a full tilt freak out in your new place
• 6 Watch the Mollkin hunt reality TV show