If you channel down

That odd and disturbing cannible fist commercial is over and now it's a commercial for "The diaper Station". A device that turns diapers into interesting lawn ornaments! You wish you had a little shit factory so you could get that cool product and have the coolest lawn ever!

• 1 If you continue watching.
• 2 If you check out the local UHF micro-stations.
• 3 If you flip to a random channal while reciting the national anthum backwards
• 4 If you raid the kitchen for some grub while the "Fisters" TV show is on
• 5 If normal programming is interupted for special coverage of a major news event
• 6 A message from the emergency broadcasting system