If you flip to a random channal while reciting the national anthum backwards

After so much fruitless effort trying to understand this whole Fister thing you flip to a random channel with your eyes closed while reciting the national anthum backwards, like you so often do. It's cross-over country music superstar K D Laing! You dig her music, it's so exciting and new, yet holding to many country music traditions at the same time. She is preforming her hit single "Brokeback Mugmump" on the Salad Hays show. You watch the live performance all the way through, bopping your head to the beat.

• 1 If you watch the K D Laing interview after the live jam.
• 2 If you randomly select a channal while reciting the Lord's Prayer backwards.
• 3 If you flip three times up then two times down
• 4 You channal up one channel
• 5 Go for a piss then see what else is on
• 6 check out the yesto-year channel