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Category:It Has to Be This Way

You had a good run as a criminal. You made a lot of money and never got in trouble.

But now, The kids move in and you have to stop doing crimes

Pages in category "It Has to Be This Way"

The following 11 pages are in this category, out of 11 total.

T

  • The kids move in and you have to stop doing crimes
  • Then old Crime Jones comes a-knocking once more

Y

  • You are a bad liar and bad at covering up your crimes
  • You declare the kids your enemies and rivals in crime
  • You only pretend to stop doing crimes
  • You rent another house to do crime in
  • You spend your time and attention on the kids instead of on crime
  • You start a legitimate business
  • You sternly refuse the takeover of your empire
  • You take this thing onto the talk show circuits
  • You're so good at this everyone falls for it forever
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