Category:Kook Science
Pages in category "Kook Science"
The following 45 pages are in this category, out of 45 total.
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- You are a quack, a total kook
- You are caught in the Ultra-High powered wind turbines
- You are chased out of town over your hydroponic chicken experiments
- You are less interested in his story than you are in telling your own
- You are offered an assignment as a mole in the Kook Science Resistance
- You are raided by the FDA
- You are taken to the mental hospital for treatment
- You attack the orderly the next time he comes around
- You become very wealthy selling your accumulators to the elite
- You build an antenna to study electrical phenenoma
- You corner the market on orgone amplifying sex products
- You decide to fight the illuminati with ZPE weapons
- You decide to hitchhike northward
- You decide to steal power from OSK
- You dedicate yourself to studying the ether
- You draft a powerful new radionic circuit
- You feel cosmic energies beginning to flood your body
- You open a portal to another dimension while circuit bending your Gameboy
- You refuse to eat or move
- You sell your accumulators on late night infomercials
- You sit on the side of the road and cry
- You smash them to pieces and burn the remains
- You start building orgone accumulators in your garage
- You start to feel the effects of the stout you've been drinking
- You throw a shoe through the portal to see what happens
- You try to conceal your "I Hate Bees" poster
- You wait months for your next evaluation
- You wait until everyone is inside before you set off the bombs
- You wake up at your desk, groggy