You open a portal to another dimension while circuit bending your Gameboy

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"We'll see who's a quack when I'm the one controlling the Doom Engine," you say to yourself, cracking the hard plastic of the Nintendo Gameboy open to reveal the sweet circuitry within.

With yerba mate and your trusted soldering gun, the days go by.

On the sixth day, you snap the cover back on and plug in a cartridge containing your homebrewed software. Your eyes red, your hands shaking lightly, you adjust the first knob and gently flick the power switch to on.

Instantly a flash of energy erupts from the screen, an intensely bright green, blinding. You drop the Gameboy and stumble backward, hastily covering your eyes. All is black for a moment, but you can feel and hear the atmosphere of the room shifting.

As your vision clears, you look from between your fingers to see a swirling green vortex.

1. The portal is unstable and begins to collapse almost immediately
2. The portal remains open so long as the Gameboy is on
3. The portal swallows you and your room up
4. A host of alien beings emerge from the portal
5. You throw a shoe through the portal to see what happens
6. You wake up at your desk, groggy