Life is so cold so meaningless. There's no God. Your parents are dead. Your brother hates you and will not return your calls. Your last friend moved away six years ago. You are alone and hopeless. Worthless in and to this world. It weighs on you like Christ's cross. You cannot bear the weight of it. You sit on the side of the road and cry. This goes on nearly an hour. Then a drunk driver loses control of his high speeding sports car and slams right into you. Your suffering and his carefree drunken nights have come to an end. Hooray!
The End