Despite your confidence that no such organization as the "Kook Science Resistance" even exists, you accept the Feds offer to make you a snitch — given the prospects you had otherwise, it seems like the only deal you could make. You quickly agree to report back three times weekly on suspicious activities being performed by suspected members of this elite science terror group, and happily collect a two-week advance on the five hundred dollars plus expenses you'll be earning each week.
The perfect position with which to incriminate your enemies. Now you can have them arrested as the quacks, and get paid for it!