Lost Losts of McFing

The Lost Losts of Andrew McFing

Unknown Mannikens want to kill me
Unknown To John Cage

1987 SEX AND DEATH IN HIGH SCHOOL
1989 Sleepwaking

1990 The BLACKOUT PAPERS, published by PORNFUCKER GAZETTE
1991 The lords of Bacon appears in freaky Dentist Magazine.
1991 Mint barge Published in Secret underwear magazine.
1991 What fnords eat: Your Secret is Safe with Me
1992 Why white underwear can kill, published in FAR OUT WIZARD POWER magazine. This was a short and rambling article that never really made a point.
1992 How to make explosives out of crayons and onion extract, published in Super-Minds magazine. This article received the record number of hate mail the magazine had ever seen.
1993 Perverted Venders shows up in The Poet's road. This is enough to send the magazine into chapter 8 bankruptcy. 1994 Hell's Cherubs A book mostly consisting of cut ups. Only 200 copies where printed.
1995 Water For All: an important text for the Potable Water For All movement.
1995 tuesday morning 3:30 a.m. Appears in the only printing of Mid-West Author showcase. Many argue this story is what brought the magazine down.

• 1996 MCFING EXPLAINS OUR UNIVERSE, Volume One, often regarded as one of the most pompous books ever.
  
• 1996 McFing's poetry chap book volume One is released as a limited 300 volume edition. Only seven are sold. Three of those

1996 THE WEARY WOES KNOWS THE ROADS
1997 THE BISCUITS COOK BOOK
1997 The Toilet Papers: A Series of Bathroom Reflections 1997 The McPhing Machine: An Exploration of My Body
1998 A strange Untitled text was published, describing Dholes, giant earthworms and their hive mind, that was layering the moons of Jupiter with their young on their way to the earth's core.

2000 FUCK ALL ORGANIZED RELIGIONS, Volume Three. The others of the five volume series where all lost on the way to the publisher.
2001 Unseen tragic Garlic taco Appears in Far out wizard Magazine.
2001 McFings non-holiday tales Appears in the short lived Libreville Infiction zine.
2001 Hell, no parole Appears in Plowboy Magazine.
2002 STORIES TO MAKE YOU STOP, a book of short stories.
2003 THE TOES OF FREEDOM: This book was so unpopular that all the corrupt deeds of the government where ignored for the four weeks of media hate modelled after George Orwell's hate week. A token celebrity of sicko child killing mom, maybe a liberal film producer is selected to be hated and slimed all over the media to get the sheep's minds off the real issues, works like a charm.
2003 More storys to make you stop Another collection of short stories.
2003 THE GOVERNMENT FILMS YOU PISSING AND SHITTING
2004 FAG PHELPS : THE SECRET SEX LIFE OF A HATE GROUP FOUNDER
2005 HOW TO FUCK WITH YOUR MOUTH
2005 Even More Storys to Make You Stop The third short story collection.
2006 Random Facts
2006 McFings's Things: More storys that Should stop you More short stories.
2007 THINGS I SEE HAPPENING IN THE Future, and no I am not sniffing glue! Predicted among other things The Mollkin Uprising, The Gas Wars, and The Great Vienna Sausage Shortage. Unfortunately, he also predicted a worldwide lawyer murder-suicide conspiracy and the adoption of an international currency called Bux.
2008 The McFing Reader A book of internet forum flame wars entry's, essays and short stories from McFings vault.

2011 Fibrous toxic ruin, the Last Tour: A short text with tons of photos, audio samples, and video clips make this post-paper book one of the most comprehensive multimedia archives of the French noise collective. Lacking the usual visionary rants of Andrew McFing, this book was commissioned by the SOSM, and was printed privately by the Department of Short Term Memory.
2012 ADOPT A MOLLKIN
2012 Egregores can kill you
2017 Black Magick for Journalists, a treatise on political use of the Werther Effect by commentators and public speakers during the early twenty-first century. (Interesting Sidenote: Thousands of book reviewers died in suspiciously similar traffic accidents in the days immediately after this book's publication.)

2024 Complete History of Military Rape: Shaften House Publishing produced this 900 page retrospective, furnishing McFing with a rather sizeable fortune and temporal passes to visit battlefields throughout history, armed with a camera and holoprojecting camouflage.

Unpublished works: The Howe letters: A series of letters and E-mails between Motley Howe and McFing circa 1998-2003. Always slated to be released in "Six months", this promise has been announced for seven years running now.