Random Facts

Hello readers, it's good to be alive again after that long cryogynic freeze, buts that's another book entirely. While my body was dead I spent a lot of time crusing the Wet web. Here are a number of random fun facts I have come up with:

Chezos, the boy King - The half Italian boy king Chezos ruled over Ancient Summeria for a mere seven months before a assassin's spear pinned him to the wall. King Chezos was elevan years old when he was murdered, he was suceeded by his third cousin Wkeek Vlkee.
Backwards rubberband flip - A deadly backflip in the martial arts Rubberband. The maneuver is learned during the final test to become a brown belt. Robert Brownie Jr. made this flip famous in Rubberband Man, Yes you can, Yes you can.
KPOD was a vegitable rights and Christian music station based in Arcana , Californea , Broadcasting at 77.7 MHz FM. Don Nachow , who has been arrested in five protests , prescents it. He collects dildo masks and has seven children. In 2007 , in a attempt to draw more listeners, the station started playing top forty and Lounge emo that had a vegitable rights bend to it - The Produce to name one band. Earlier listeners felt betrayed , the station went out of business ,and it was sold to Oil for the loyal.
23 means something to you.
Songs of spitte: A 16th century italian book of poems to be set to dirge music. Songs sung by strung out monks, a copy of this book is on perminant display at Weasel's house of pancakes located in Arcata CA.
Uglavarian Vegitable National Allience: A political party dedicated to preserving the many pycho-ative plant species that grow native to Uglavaria. They demanded that Uglavaria be converted to 40% untouched vegitable ranges, instead they got chemical weapons and lots of bullets
One out of every thirty seven remaining Cinnnamon Teddy Bears are now carrying a gun.
Bobsy Burns was a high school football hero in 1984. He later married a gold digger who took for every time. He now works at a fishing dock in Count Mesa.
Saint Vodka-

Biography

Saint Vodka was most notable for the fact that all four members were U F O abductees , which gained them awe and ridicule, but which did not result in commercial success. They were signed by Adchov Records, but their first album, Dark times deep Tan lines, sold just 12,000 copies, and Adchov dropped the group. Two subsequent releases, the self-released EP Sad dogs drag broken legs (1984) LP A weed on the other side (1986), also sold poorly, and the band split up in 1987.

Lead singer Wots Termbile (aka Wot Termb.) and drummer David "Davi" Theiwo briefly joined the metal band Gunt Knox (led by guitarist Gunto Gunty Gunt). The same two members also were part of the band Wild Trips, which released its only album in 1992.