What fnords eat: Your Secret is Safe with Me

Andrew's first book was a short pop up book for children entitled "What fnords eat" and "Your Secret is Safe with Me." It was very dark and disturbing, limited to four hand made copies, this title came out in 1991. His more grotesque stories entailed three childrens pop-up books limited to foreskin made copies.

Your Secret is Safe with Me :: You know that your secret is safe with me

1. Remember that time I took the pictures of you masturbating to Richard Simmons?

• 2. Remember that time you lied to the American People about that one thing? You know, the 9/11 Iraqi connection? Oh ya, Osama and the Al Qaeda did it...not the Iraqis.
• 3. That time you drank too much at a frat party and woke up the next morning next to a transvestite named Sally.
• 4. That time you had projectile diarhea while asleep on your buddy's couch , and how you just snuck away leaveing the mess.
• 5. How you drink the muscaria laced piss straight from the cocks of shamans to get high.
• 6. How hot Jeb Bush makes your loins.
• 7.Remember that time we went to the gay bar, you got so drunk, and sucked a guy off to give you a disco biscuit (estasy)?
• 8. Remember that time you grew your beard and hair out like jesus, put on the covers to your bed, and went to your local christan chruch and whipped yourself to near death.
• 9. Remember the time you accidently ran over a party clown going to a school, and later dressed as the clown and went to the school...and waited for little girls outside in your van
• 10. In your downstairs basement, you secretly try to create the same fecal sculptures that longtime friend Imo Cribbs creates.