War of the holiday cults
"War of the Holiday Cults"
by Mollkin Hour
It's lots of old codeine cough syrup for you. Lucky your grandmother, who you inherited the house from, never threw anything away, and her medicine cabinet is still filled with decades old bottles of the stuff. It's so old it still has actual codeine in it! This'll make you feel better about life...
While dosing, you look out and notice three school kids walking by on the sidewalk. They are decked out in Christmas elf costumes. X-mass is coming and the Santa cult is showing a strong presence this year. They're one of the biggest, most powerful of the holiday cults. The kids love Santa, rewarding the good with toys! They love the reindeer and the tree and all that!
They don't love kids who worship the pagan gods however. If you worship the Easter Bunny, or Uncle Sam, look out! They will try and hurt you! You gotta be tough to stay on top in this holiday wargame!