The trick or treaters visit you
Just as the Xmas cult elves are passing by your house, a gaggle of trick-or-treaters ring your doorbell. You panic. If you answer, the Xmas cult will think you're in league with the Halloweeners and it's all over for you. Then remember what your buddy down at the bar told you about the Halloween cult being the Xmas cult's main rival. Maybe you have a chance after all...if you can just bribe the Halloweeners with enough candy to protect you.
You answer the door and tell the costumed brats that you have something special for them if they'll wait for a few minutes. They whine but eventually agree. You tear through the house searching for anything you can think of to make them happy. All you can find is a frozen burrito in the back of your freezer, an ancient jar of Supergoo, and a half-empty bottle of Crack Daniels. These will have to do. You tug the door open and present the Halloweeners with the items you found. They seem less than amused. You...
- Fall to your knees and beg them for their protection
- Yank the items back out of their greedy little palms
- Loudly proclaim your loyalties to the Xmas cult
- Say if they will protect you then will go with them to the candy stuff to select a hundred dollar's worth
- You say you want to join their cult
- sick your dog on them