SUPERGOO! It's fun, it's wacky, it's cool and it's "mostly GOOD FOR YOU"!
Try this delicious sludge of 43 secret "super" ingredients guaranteed to get you high and pump up your body in ways you never dreamed imaginable!
Voiceover: Randy, I just can't believe how this stuff is flying off the shelves. When I invented Supergoo three years ago in my basement, I never thought it could possibly have this kind of $u¢¢e$$. I started on little more than a dream and a box of...(laughter)...Oh no, Randy, I was about to give away one of the top secret ingredients! But viewers, you can only learn about the top secret ingredients in my bestselling book Supergoo and You: 43 Paths To Dietary Godhood by me, Tony Derringdall!
Dietary Goodhood I feel l good watch me dance. You know I am full of sex and love, just watch me go!