In these times you must choose a cult


You really are going to have to pick a side in this war or have every side against you. There can be no neutrality, no sitting on the sidelines, watching and waiting. You must choose. Besides which, when you sign up with a holiday cult, you get a free coffee mug!

Which you do choose?

  1. You have chosen the Easter Bunny as your personal savior
  2. You are a secret St. Patrick's day cultist
  3. The only choice you can make: Santa Claus
  4. The Great Arbor Day tree is the day for Thee
  5. The Sacred Thanksgiving Turkey is the spirit guide for You
  6. Hallowe'en is your new scene
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