The Sacred Thanksgiving Turkey is the spirit guide for You
A festive day of sharing food and community. And why not?
You plan all year for this one: perfecting recipes, raising your own birds, cultivating your own vegetable garden. No detail is left to chance in your preparations for the traditional Thanksgiving day meals. It will be a celebration of endless pumpkin pie and roast turkey. Cranberries, peacans, greens, corn, yams. So good.
The entire week in advance of the big day is spent making the many courses of the meal, using all fresh ingredients. When you aren't cooking and cleaning, you're on the phone, making sure to you'll have a full house, inviting all the family and friends over you can get, and even some strangers!
Yes! Yes! It is a glorious day! Your Thanksgiving is such a success, and your meal so delicious, that every attendee converts to your new cult. All of them are rededicating themselves to Thanksgiving as full members! Indeed, the Holiday is so successful, that it stretches well into the next day, fueled by food and beer and lager and wine.
In the weeks that follow, all the new members get really into raising turkeys, each one keeping at least one or two as household sacred animals. Meetings are organized, and secrets are uncovered, and hierarchies are established. Before long, all of your new cult friends are dressing like Pilgrims, vowing to fast for a day and a half before the big event in order to ensure they can eat as much as is possible.
Yes, you have clearly chosen the right cult, and you are moving up in rank thanks to your superb cooking skills.
- Food poisoning strikes the next Thanksgiving, and you are held responsible
- You don't want to dress like a Pilgrim and think a more moderate approach is best
- You get really into the Pilgrims and start turning fundamentalist, refusing non-traditional Thanksgiving foods
- You spread dried corn all over your land hoping to attract wild turkeys
- Join a raid on a evil other cult
- A waking nightmare shows you the true history of Thanksgiving
- Thanksgiving Meal by The McFing Experience [missing audio: File:Thanksgiving meal.mp3]