You spent the whole year preparing for a Thanksgiving that will be epic! You are going to feed the homeless the best dinner of their lives. You with love and joy fix up a massive dinner for eight hundred! We are talking stuff yourself up to the near splitting point dinner for eight hundred. But sadly its bad turkey! Two hundred and forty seven homeless people are rushed to the hospital when they start vomiting and cannot stop. Puking for hours. A few more are found dead on the streets of the city the next morning. You are held responsible for it. But in your right wing conservative city this means that rich people send you checks. You collect twenty thousand dollars in rich folk donations, and thank you for poisoning the scum cards.
Whoah, is all you can really think about it all. You turn to the bottle to quiet the guilt. And it works. Your fine now. Drunk, in a happy entertaining way and fine.
You start the next years Thanksgiving. This year its to be a Thanksgiving for the rich.