You get religion
You get religion. So late in life. Most holiday cultists are kids, but you have a green dream vision where you meet Saint Paddie on that wear something green day. In this dream he hands you three four-leaf clovers as he says these are the wishes that shall come true for you in the afterlife if you follow him. You awaken fired up and ready to go!
As the first action of your new faith, you throw out all your non-green outfits and buys all-green replacements. You even get a jaunty green hat! It feels great to be in-the-in, but you are too exposed like this, and some Santa cultists have noticed you returning from work dressed all in green. They start calling you Shamrock as you pass them in the street. They put sand in your gas tank, destroying your cars engine. They steal your mail while you are at work, forcing you to get a Post Box address.
- Fuck Christmas, and fuck those punks! You're getting even!
- This isn't worth the trouble, so you decide to change faiths
- make your own Shillelagh to waylay the bastards with
- Form a alliance with the ground hog day and arbor day cultists to stand against the xmass Tyranny
- burn down the xmass church
- shoot Santa in the face right in front of a waiting line of children