Change faiths

Snot seems disgusting, but does it not also define who you are?

Reflecting on your faith, you decide that the color green reminds you of snot, and you part with the faith right then. You're no snot monkey, no matter what your fifth-grade classmates used to call you. Snot is disgusting!

The next few weeks are spent in an agnostic funk, drinking tea, watching science programs on the television. Anything to while away the time. Some people may find happiness in uncertainty, but deep inside your heart, the call of that one true, elusive faith still beckons. You can no longer resist the siren call, and immediately adopt a new belief! You are now...

1. an Easterite
2. a Santa Clausian
3. an Arborian Treehugger
4. a Thanksgiver
5. a Hallowed One
6. an Adoptive Parent