You are working on your flaming spinning razor tipped Shillelagh when a loud explosion in the front yard shatters the windows and knocks you down to your knees. You run to the living room to see the Salvation army in Santa beards are shooting giant exploding round Christmas tree ornaments at your home! You run for the back door as the wall lights up behind you. The roof falls on your ripped up body and you cannot take in a breath. You can hear sweet children voices crooning Silent Night as you die in agony...Not again you think as you go.....
The End