If you barge into someone else's office

You are sloppy drunk, you leave your office, smacking into the wall and then after correcting yourself you go into the office directly across from yours in a sloppy daring brash move. "Howdy!", You say as you enter. But no one is in here. A empty coffee mug sits next to a flashing answering machine.

• 1 If back to your office.
• 2 If you piss on the desk for evil kicks.
• 3 If you search the office.
• 4 If you rage against the office
• 5 If you switch office door numbers and swear up and down this is your office and it has been for years
• 6 Vandalism is fun while drunk