If you search the office

You turn and close the office door, then you sit behind the desk and pull the middle drawer out. Lots of pens and paper clips , folders containing work information and office policies. You dig around and find a 8 gig MP3 player that you quickly pocket. You pull out the other desk drawers, you find a copy of barely legal and a pack of energy gum, these things you also pocket......................

• 1 If you leave a death threat in the desk as a joke
• 2 If you continue to search the office
• 3 If you write on dudes wall with a magic marker: Your mama fucked a mollkin
• 4 You have some of that energy gum on your way out of dudes office
• 5 sneak on out of here now