You enjoy breaking other people's shit. Nothing is more fulfilling than making someone Else's life worse. It empowers you. You get on the 22 inch widescreen computer monitor and smash it to the ground, since it's hooked up to the P C tower the whole thing crashes. You spit a long green nasty rope of throat snot onto the desk. You are not feeling well though. The booze has got your stomach flaming. You go back to your office to sit down a bit.