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You are a painter
You become a painter
Pages in category "You are a painter"
The following 168 pages are in this category, out of 168 total.
A
A glimpse into the horrors of life in jail
A nude model/ lover becomes the subject of many paintings
A revalution starts and you get in on it
A riff within Inficto splits the school in half and you must choose sides
All the inficto artists are being killed off one by one
Animals are not enough for you -- human lives must be taken to ensure your paintings are their best
C
Crumpy challanges you to a painting joust
D
Dark Times are comin
Dark Times are here
G
Get drunk coaxing yourself to get wild
Get involved
H
Helen Highwater picks you up
I
If keep following your bliss
Its a series of paintings of nature
Its lots of acid and shrooms while painting
Its the first Inficto gallery showing
Its time for the showing
J
Jack vows revenge
Jump off of waterloo bridge
L
Life goes on as normal
Lots of art groopies these days
M
McFing commisions you to paint a book cover for him
McFing trades some drugs for your art
More Blue
More Dex then
More of that Preformance art O K?
More preformance art then
N
Next phase shit on vomit
Now its your black period
P
Pull the plug
T
The government trys to ban the inficto school
The Inficto movement gets lots of attention at this time
The long run is here
The memorys of this spark a series of brutal paintings
The money runs out and you paint sober
The police bust you with the body before you can finish the painting
The president's wife commisions you to do a series of ceramic works for the white house
W
War breaks out
Y
You add copius amounts of cocaine to your pallete
You and a friend from inficto get a artists loft
You and the inficto crowd go after Jack Crumpy to fix his wagon good
You are commissioned to do a portrait of Ugla-Man
You are drafted into war
You are living on the street nowadays
You are only in it for the money
You are semi-famous and paying for dinner with sketches
You are thrown out of the Inficto school of painting
You attempt a gloryous suicide
You become a painter
You become more eccentric
You begin to kill animals for artistic inspiration
You call the police
You come out of your coma
You cut back on heat and food to save a little cash back
You dare to try to become a legal artist
You decide to kill yourself to guarantee that this last painting is your best
You decide to see a psychiatrist about your nightmares, even if it means you may never paint again
You decide to take a vacation
You decide to traval the world painting
You destroy all your art
You develope art weapons
You do a long series of pencil sketches while in jail
You do a publicity stunt for Inficto
You do a series of blank canvas's
You do a series of paintings based on your dreams
You do a series of paintings called vacation in hell
You do a series of sexually explicit paintings
You do more nude self portraits
You do Norman Rockwell like paintings but with odd twists
You drink and dope up the eight hundred bucks
You drink and pop pills while painting
You drink and whore
You drink and womanize a lot
You eat sparingly and this leaves you cash for one art supply a week
You experiment with halogramic painting
You fear you've been possessed by demons who are forcing you to paint
You fiend up all the new dope and get busy painting some more
You fly to france to try and sell a canvas or three
You get a famous actress to pose nude for you
You get a loft and start making really big paintings
You get a new weed contact and start shrooming while painting as well
You get a party time job to help you survive
You get into belligerent art
You get into ceramics
You go on and on and a portrait prostitute
You go on the road with just a harley and your sketch book
You go to a big party after the showing
You go to art school
You grab a knife and attack the invaders!
You hang out in wild clubs and drink absinthe
You have a solo gallery showing
You have seven good docs
You have your blue period
You have your first Canadian gallery showing
You hear someone was caught with the lost sketch book and busted for illegal art supplies and for breaking into the store
You hide out in the desert a few months
You keep on chaseing epic dreams
You keep things going like this
You keep up at the sculpture
You keep up this one canvas a year program
You keep your art going onbut hidden
You kill her in your studio as soon as she gets in the door and paint into the morning
You leave painting for something for profitable
You leave the world of art in search of happyness
You live on almost no food and spend everything on art supplies
You make a run for it
You make your own art supplys
You make your weed house a art gallery
You move to Canada to escape the repression
You move to europe
You move to Uglavaria to paint the sharp mountains all capped with snow
You must steal to get money for art supplies
You never have good dreams any more, only nightmares, and your art reflects this
You never return to art when you come out of the coma
You obtain a rival artist
You only do one painting a year now, but your charge a minimun of one hundred thousand dollars for it
You only paint very late at night when the city is its most still and quiet
You paint a massive sixty by eighty foot portrait of your smileing face and call it the whole world
You paint a tarot deck
You paint dark gritty scenes of urban life
You paint like a man on fire
You paint sober, but only after waking from a dream
You paint what happens next
You party a lot
You play militery music for appear O K
You return to America to be with family and friends
You rob a licker store
You run away and join an artist cell
You see the error of your ways
You show signs of life
You sing embarrassing confessions at people as you drift about town
You sponsor a Inficto school showing
You start a new school of painting
You start a painting on your wall using body fluids, ink and food stains
You start a series of paintings in mostly blue colors
You start doing destructive preformance art
You start doing paintings for the Argent city post cards
You start getting drugged up as well as drunk while painting
You start growing your own weed
You start megadosing on sleeping pills so you can sleep longer and longer
You start selling paintings to coffee houses
You start selling your work on the internet
You start taking lots of Acid and X and begin a series of spirtual paintings
You stay in your coma longer
You still think you are a genius and refuse to pay for anything with cash
You stop using cocaine and straighten your life up
You suck cock for crack rock money
You suddenly give up art and walk away from it all
You take your art supplies outside to trip and paint
You take your painting to the gallery
You talk the hospital into accepting your sketch book as payment
You traval to Uglavaria to paint
You trip on tussin while painting
You try out for the Infictive County Rough Fucks to appear normal
You try out sculpture as well
You try out some performance art
You try to burglarize the art store
You try to get a sponsor
You try to get robotic fingers
You try to learn to hand paint, its like finger painting, except without fingers
You turn back to painting after a long time away from it
You use the money re build your studio
You wake up in a drug treatment facility, forced to only sleep eight hours a night
You work hard getting ready for your next showing
Your art is taken by the government for being decadant
Your fingers grow back
Your image is part of your art
Your paintings are a slap in the face of the conservitive middle class
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