More preformance art then


Your next idea for preformance art is, in your considered opinion, nothing short of the most brilliant idea since Bromwell Roca's "Drowning in Turkish Delight": you will dress up like a crack head late at night and attack people. Surely that will shock them out of their mundane complacency, sending them spiralling up to new heights of life and experience. And you have a perfect idea for who the target of this perfect, crystalline bullet of awareness will be...

You approach a police officer and you pull out a fake gun. The first time you try this the cop draws his gun, shooting you in the heart.

You die instantly.


The End