You are commissioned to do a portrait of Ugla-Man

A Uglavarian agent approaches you. Ugla-Man would like you to paint a portrait of him and he will pay your expenses getting to Uglavaria and back plus fifty thousand dollars for the painting. You agree. You work on the portrait for five weeks and show it to Ugla-Man. He explodes into rage. He vomits boiling lava onto you. You are horrbily burned and you stop drop and roll while he kicks your ribs in. You are clinging to life now in a state ran hospital that has rats scurrying across operateing rooms for scraps.