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Try to join the Engine Revvers
You try to join the Engine Revvers
Pages in category "Try to join the Engine Revvers"
The following 70 pages are in this category, out of 70 total.
B
Break into old man Weaselton's bait shop
D
Drown your troubles in chicken and pretzels
E
Extended probation
Extension world tour time
F
Fuck it no such thing as bad press
G
Get some beer and explore the place
Gig postponed
H
How you get along in this vile place
I
Interview the old timers of the island
Investigate the mysterous land try to find out why its surrounded by a moat of burning puke
K
Kill the loan shark before the loan shark kills you
M
Make beating up the Engine revvers a tradition
N
Now you record your self titled debut album with Lysine doing a couple duets
P
Pawn the guitar to the pawn shop across the street from the one you stole it from
Play spoons
Play your heart out
R
Run off to Bubbling Vomit land to hide
Run off to Lake Crump to hide
S
She teaches you lots of obscure old country songs
Start a rocking western band
Start robbing folks here for what little they have
T
Thats it, Deerbone and the Revvers are going to have to pay now
The E R's come looking for you
The Engine Revvers want to record a track with you now
W
When you play you notice Kobe Beef and Chuck Norris in a corner
Will you ever get used to that smell?
Work hard rehearsing and touring
Y
You act poor and keep playing on street corners for money
You and your friends take on the relentless all night polka band next
You are finally free
You are opening up for down on they're luck Country legends The Old Hats
You become a weekend nudist
You break into the only musical instrument store in town and try to steal a guitar
You brew meth shine in a abandoned farm house
You buy a real drum set
You do cut ups based on several classic and contemptory country songs
You finally get a chance to know Kyle a little better
You get a gig as warm up act for the Engine Revvers on saterday nights
You get a guitar
You get with a country rap trio
You go live in the woods then
You go to jail a bit
You go to live with your aunt Jones in Kansas
You grow weed
You grow your hair long and audition for the Revvers
You hawk the magic guitar and get your old one back a few days later
You hawk your guitar every friday and get it out every monday
You keep bothering the T-Bag managment
You live in the woods and use branches for drum sticks, beating a empty two liter soda bottle and singing along for spare change
You move to Soma county and try to find a job
You party like a maniac
You play kazzoo and tap your shoes
You put a ad in the paper for a singing cowboy service
You record a duet with Roberta Lysine
You record your own album with your friends computer and some free software
You recruit a band
You round up some friends to go kick they're asses
You sell the magical guitar
You sing and try to get some gigs
You sing back up on her tour and duets with her on a couple key songs
You smash the magic guitar over some asshole's head at a gig
You straighten up and fly right
You submit songs to every country label you can find
You submit songs you wrote to Kyle Deerbone
You try out for the Engine Revvers
You try out the homeless shelter
You try to form a band better then the Revvers
You try to join the Engine Revvers
You want into a music execs office without permission and start jamming
You've gotta get out of here
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