Jail really sucks. Day one you are thrown into a cell with a huge hairy horn devil. He insists that you eat his asshole out for the privilege of using the top bunk. You punch him in the face. He does not seem hardly affected by that at all. He pulls a shank from his pillow and he holds it to your throat and he orders you to do as you are told. You jerk your neck forwards hard, driving the shank into your throat. You spill out gushes of blood. "You crazy idiot!", The man cries in dismay. You die there in that dirty cell as a couple guards are unlocking the door and beating dude limp with billy clubs before dragging your body out.