You grow your hair long and audition for the Revvers

You are jobless and your mullet has grown into a nipple level sheen of red glossy hair. Its your most attractive feature. You borrow a few bucks and you drive to Knashville to audition for the Engine Revvers. They turn out to be complete assholes. You not only do not get in the band, they beat you up and throw your song lyrics out the window. You drive home in a sullen desperate mood.

• 1 You try to form a band better then the Revvers
• 2 You round up some friends to go kick they're asses
• 3 You concentrate on writing songs and trying to sell them
• 4 You get with a country rap trio
• 5 You get a job as a roadie for Kyle Deerbone
• 6 You submit songs you wrote to Kyle Deerbone