You buy a six pack of Golden Montana from the grocery/liquor store in town. Good beer but you have to hold your nose while taking drinks or the only thing you can smell is acrid burnt puke vapors. You walk about the town. The walls of the buildings are caked with a sticky yellow residue from the moat. You see over sized rats in the alleys but no cats or dogs. No birds to be seen anywhere. The only plant life around here is moss. The people make moss lawns since grass can't grow here. It's a horrible place you conclude. But the cops would never think to look for you here. Hell even if they knew you were in Bubbling Vomit Land they would not come looking for you.
It's nasty. But it's safe here.