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How's life in Ketjack?
You go into hiding in Ketjack
Pages in category "How's life in Ketjack?"
The following 155 pages are in this category, out of 155 total.
A
A crazy publicity stunt is in order
A creepy start to life in a new town
A dig licks your face till your awake a few hours later
A gigantic eye is looking in one of the windows at you
A long night's rest in the cabin
A normal sort of a work day
About time for the yearly werewolf hunt
After Hours
And you feel like you are being watched
Ask around where a good spot for music is
B
Become a private dick
Broth machine opens up for Veggie Wig at a keg party
But how is your home life?
But something bad is about to happen
But then zombies appear
But what about your secret life
But you keep at it
But your OFTL mother owns the station
Buy a hunting rifle and six silver cast bullets
Buy a joint off the party kids
Buy a silver headed spear
Buy pizza for your employees
C
Check out a club called The Tin Woodsman
Check out the club Feelies, the first in a national chain, it started here
Check out the Ketjack museum
Check out the Ketjack music scene
Check out the main street
Coffee is your drug of choice
Crash a keg party because you hear live music coming from the woods just outside of town
D
Do a feature on the new band Bunny hat
Do a interview with Clark Van Broth
Do pranks on the wackos
Do the farmer's market report
Dodge into a smoky coffee house
E
Eat shrooms while on the air
Eco-jacks
Everyone here thinks your some guy called Jerry
F
Fame comes fast and furious
Feelies
Find a way to get more money
Find someplace you can lay your head when weary
Find the closest park
Frothy moment
G
Get a hooker
Get a job at the Taco Pop factory
Get a low paying job as a roadie for Clark Van Broth and the Woodfish
Get an interview with Andrew McFing aired
Get fucked up as you can before getting on stage
Get some protection
Get the fuck outta Ketjack
Getta job
Go get some more coke then
Go seal a deal
Go see a doctor
Go see that band The Ketjack Undead play
Go to a single club in your loudest suit
Go to Californea on your day off for some cocaine and to score a hooker
Go to the annual werewolf hunt
Go to the shopping district
Good coffee and a open jam is starting up
H
Have a good nights rest
HE EnD
Here's where the whole mess gets started
Here's your home life
Hows life in Ketjack?
J
Join a noise band from the open jam crowd at the coffee house
Join a trio of electronic noise makers
K
Keep this a secret
Ketjack is behind that way you think
Ketjack Vampires
L
Laying in this dirty ally all bloody is the start of your musical career
Leave this creepy ass town
M
Moloch is already over-run, now the mullet zombies are hitting Ketjack
Move out
N
No this is not the end
Now you have someone to sponge off of you think you have it made
O
Others join you making noise music for the final hour of coffee
P
Party a lot your first week here
R
Religious wackos protest your station
Rent a storage space and secretly jam there
Report on the current war effort
S
Sex with Tara when Randy's not around
Sink some change into the jute box
Sleaze it up
Smoke weed while on air
Snort bumps off your hand while scoping out babes
Struggle up and after her
T
The band don't care that you suck and they want you to stay in the group
The Black Cheese
The protesters kick it up a notch
The revolution will be have live radio coverage
The town's gearing up for the annual Werewolf hunt
Then a couple more members come along
They have you do a T V spot for the station
This blows over and things return to normal
Three member fighting for control of the band's image and sound
Try half heartedly to get a job
Try to back track
Try to find a contacts while your here
W
Walk about Ketjack taking it in
Walk into Ketjack head held high
Who bites bite next?
Work hard getting business's to place ads at the station
Y
You admire your coffee collection
You always wanted to meet a vampire
You apply for a job at infictive County radio
You are ashamed to play live after that so you become the soundman
You are hired as a bodyguard
You are Mollkin D J Penis Why Slap
You are news guy West Nextman
You are noise music D J Doctor Johny Inficto
You are picked up by a band from Simpso who are gigging at the Woodsman
You are recruited into they're band.
You are sells promo guy Scerb Farlick
You are sexy receptionist Sarah Titspatric
You are still lost a couple hours of walking later
You are the most conservitive of the radio staff
You are trying to keep Mutant Jazz alive
You are using hard drugs nowadays
You awaken and belch greasily, shaking your sweaty hair away from your face
You check out the haunted mineshaft, a real honest to goddess mineshaft where you can buy drinks and hear live music
You do live re-mixes of noise hits on Friday nights
You drink and drug up your money and now you are homeless in Ketjack
You explore the town
You find an old cabin
You find the hidden radio tower where Inficive County Radio is broadcast from
You find the road again
You form a duo with a local coffee shop regular
You gather and sell fly agaric mushrooms for money
You get a job as a eco-Jack
You get a twenty minute set at a nameless coffee house opening up for Veggie Wig
You get Phil Lectrum to play live on your show
You go into hiding in Ketjack
You go to a different club then
You hike to the red hills
You interview Phil Lectrum next
You investigate this murder
You keep seeing a running man out the window, running impossibly fast
You make money by selling sleazy crime scene pictures to scandal rags
You make your own instrument so you can play here
You make your own instruments or borrow them, being as you are poor
You play your first gig
You run into someone you know
You see a mythological creature
You start recording some demos at home
You start seeing other spirits
You start selling instruments of your own construction for a living
You strive to be controversial as hell
You wander into Moloch still delirious
Your "the big guy"
Your early gigs
Your nose starts dribbling blood
Your take of Clark Van Broth and Woodfish
Your the only electronics player that comes to the jam
Your very subversive
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