Eat shrooms while on the air

You have four grams of these powerful looking blue veined shrooms and you decide to eat them before going on air and then just go with the experience. Instead you freak the fuck out. Going into hysterics saying people are out to get you, having long periods of dead air, just silence being broadcast. When Penis Why Slap comes in for his shift he finds you catatonic curled into a quivering ball on the floor. It will take months of consoling with professional shrinks to get you functional again.