You are Mollkin D J Penis Why Slap

D J Penis Why Slap is your new name after buying your own freedom. You work in this little hidden in the woods radio station and you are doing what you can to keep Mutant Jazz alive. You fear your sacred music is being pushed aside by the recent strong wave of low bit noise music made popular by local artists here.

You also fear the Human Onlyist crowd who call you up with death threats on the request line.

⤓ "Lets hear the true heart of Infictive county, it's the McFing6 babies."

• 1 Get an interview with Andrew McFing aired
• 2 You have live unplugged jams on Friday nights with talent spanning the county
• 3 Try to fuck the security when you shift ends
• 4 You are trying to keep Mutant Jazz alive
• 5 Your the only D J that carries a gun to work
• 6 Get your own band as a result of this radio show