If you split to Uglavaria

You catch a plane using a fake passport. You take a cheap room and decide to watch some television.

The TV is on the Nashville Network; they're now playing a tribute to the late Kyle Deerbone, the pro-war country star. The band Chawville Junction is doing a live cover version of "Why God made beer."

• 1 If you veg out and watch to the tunes
• 2 If you flip the channel
• 3 If you play the "Feces of Daath" DVD thats sitting on top the telly
• 4 If you raid the kitchen for some grub while the "Fisters" TV show is on
• 5 If you turn over to the one sole Uglavarian channel to catch some local culture
• 6 You go get some snacks from the vending machine outside to eat while watching