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Draw a Tarot Card and start a adventure from there...

The Major Arcana

• The FoolIf you get a job at the airport and clean up your drug use
• The Magician,You become a martial arts knight, a member of The Cougar's Paw
• The High PriestessIf you sit like Buddha in the center of the road
• The EmpressIf you end up in a ecological disaster
• The EmperorIf you attempt to join the band Black Circle
• The HierophantIf you pray to Jesus to save this sad sad world
• The LoversIf the nesting and mating instinct takes over
• The ChariotIf you encounter Bigfoot
• StrengthYou now are a insane killer
• The HermitIf you are now Andrew McFing
• Wheel of FortuneYou are hired on a rich persons yaught trip as a gopher
• JusticeIf you give up on your research out of fear and move to infictive country to join a band
• The Hanged ManA long prison term for you
• DeathIf you are thrown into a massive zombie outbreak
• TemperanceIf you end up in the land of the Lost!
• The DevilIf you attempt in invoke the meth Demon
• The TowerWik your Path to adventure
• The StarIf you are transformed into a rock star of a alternative world
• The MoonYou flux in reality traps you in Mystery X's dreamscape
• The SunIf you get with the local Italian mafia
• JudgmentA hick up in the reality mainframe makes you a Mollkin
• The WorldIf you get recruited to take a boatride to the islands to the south looking for the Winged Horse

The Minor Arcana

• Wands

• Ace of WandsYou are a driver in a Destruction Derby!
• Two of WandsIf you now gain mutant super powers in a comic bookish alternative reality
• Three of WandsIf you are sent to the far future
• Four of WandsIf you are a Questing Knight
• Five of WandsIf you are sent to the far future
• Six of WandsIf you are a Questing Knight
• Seven of WandsIf it's a alternatie reality version of REM Faire
• Eight of WandsIf you are now a sword wielding barbarian from a fantasy world
• Nine of WandsIf you are in a alternative world's version of WW2
• Ten of WandsIf you are placed on a pirate ship
• Page of WandsIf you call in sick instead
• Knight of WandsIf you call the cops for help
• Queen of WandsIf you give up all your material possessions to study Dildo Mask battle meta-martial arts
• King of WandsIf you call in sick instead

• Coins

• Ace of CoinsIf you befriend the dollar bills
• Two of CoinsA hick up in the reality mainframe makes you a Mollkin
• Three of CoinsIf you get that tuna fish and cult spread sandwich out of your cooler and eat it
• Four of CoinsIf you become a action hero the kind they make movies about
• Five of CoinsIf you join The Leaf of the Mason, a branch of the SOSM
• Six of CoinsIf you go to the library and sign on as a member of frequency 23
• Seven of CoinsIf you hang out in your starved car and play Kyle Deerbone CD's until your battery dies
• Eight of CoinsIf you use your free billiard skills that your dad paid for
• Nine of CoinsIf you get involved with the Uglavarian activist movement Bulbs Not Bombs
• Ten of CoinsIf you kick and otherwise damage your car in a rage
• Page of CoinsIf you attempt to invent a different fuel supply
• Knight of CoinsIf you stand beside the road with a will work for gas sign
• Queen of CoinsIf you seek shelter from the heat in a nearby store
• King of CoinsIf you Rage against the machine

• Cups

• Ace of CupsGo to training to learn two words: Mui-Thai
• Two of CupsTheres a zombie outbreak in Infictive County
• Three of CupsYou are one of those Catholic boys
• Four of CupsIf you take up a life of stealing and hustling to pay for your gas
• Five of CupsIf you begin doing research on the Great Alarm
• Six of CupsYou go on as a gonzo journalist
• Seven of CupsIf you start disguising yourself as a mall security person
• Eight of CupsIf you continue stealing
• Nine of CupsIf you get with your buddy and start out selling just enough weed
• Ten of CupsIf you desire a glimpse of a blue light special future
• Page of CupsIf you attempt to join the band Black Circle
• Knight of CupsIf you walk to the west side of the forest
• Queen of CupsYou walk to Infictive county, strumming your guitar along the way
• King of CupsYou are a musician

• Swords

• Ace of SwordsIf you end up in the land of the Lost!
• Two of SwordsIf you spend your free time checking out the webstie anyoneyouwanttoseenaked.com
• Three of SwordsIf you go to the local arcade and bet the rest of your life savings
• Four of SwordsIf your a spy
• Five of SwordsIf you head over to the library to start a website called My penis.com

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